PIGERTONS

Pigertons

The one with that games room which wouldn’t feel out of place in Vegas…

Pigertons

6 Bedrooms | Sleeps 12 | 7 Bathrooms | Extra 4 beds can be added | Outdoor Heated Pool and Hot Tub with Cinema screen | Fun Gaming Room

The heart of this home is an open-plan living space so no one is sentenced to solo kitchen duty while the rest have fun. Then there’s the games room: a monstrous, shreak-inducing arena of pool table, air hockey, foosball, and a TV wall with seven screens — plus sixteen Xbox controllers because mon petit ami, why on earth should anyone have to wait their turn. Step out into the walled garden and it gets even better: a gleaming stainless-steel heated hot tub pool hybrid with jets, an outdoor cinema for cinema club, a pizza oven, barbecue, fire-pit, and a roof terrace that turns sundowners into a real event. As our Original Host Arnulf de Hesdin liked to say: “TV’s didn’t exist in my day, darling — but if they had, I’d have demanded seven.”

A rooftop pool area with green artificial turf, pink chairs, potted plants, brick walls, and a sign reading 'The Hesdin Estate'.

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The details

Group of children and an adult sitting on the floor, with a table in front of them holding food and video game controllers, in a cozy living room with pillows and decorative items.

Gamers, Unite - It’s Time


Ever played Xbox with your whole family, including your Nan, at the same time with 4 Xbox’s and 16 controllers, and a lot of bean bags, we’ve got you.

Watch Jaws, While Swimming


Soak in the pool and watch Bond, or Frozen courtesy of the outdoor cinema. Or better still, the beautiful game. We’ll even provide the plastic cups.

Mini Pig Viewing Platform


It’s mandatory at Pigertons to enjoy a sundowner on the roof terrace and ponder just how miniature our mini pigs actually are.

Two young men play an arcade game in a room decorated with artwork and toys. One is sitting on a stool, wearing a cap, while the other stands nearby, holding a drink and gesturing.
Dining room with a large wooden table set with bowls, glasses, and dishes, surrounded by beige upholstered chairs, large windows with black frames, brick accent wall, decorated shelf with wall art, potted plants, and cozy seating area with pillows and patterned chairs.
Four farm animals, including a piglet, pig, alpaca, and llama, standing on snow-covered ground on a farm with a barn in the background.
Two vintage tennis rackets repurposed as shelves, holding several antique silver trophies, mounted on a white wall.
A decorated kitchen island for a party with balloons, cake, champagne, and party hats, surrounded by chairs, and confetti on the floor.
Night view of an outdoor patio area with a modern water feature, artificial grass, potted plants, brick and wooden walls, and large glass windows revealing an indoor dining space with exposed brick walls and dining tables.
A bedroom featuring a bed with a black and red floral bedspread and matching headboard, along with white pillows with black stripes. Three framed animal-themed illustrations are hung above the bed, and a unique, modern pendant light is on the ceiling.
Modern kitchen with red cabinets, brick walls, stainless steel appliances, and a kitchen island with seating. Decor includes large potted plant and decorative urns.
A group of women celebrating a birthday with cake, champagne, and pink balloons in a decorated indoor space with warm lighting.
A smiling woman with tattoos on her arm relaxing in a hot tub, holding a pink cocktail garnished with berries, with floating pool toys and a brick wall in the background.

REASONS YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE

Features & Amenities

Clothesline with underwear hanging to dry.

Heated outdoor pool hot tub with waterfall and swim jets

A fork tangled in a mound of spaghetti on a plate.

Huge kitchen for big meals

A table tennis paddle with a ball on a table.

Pool table, Table tennis, Foozeball & a selection of games

A lounge chair with a drinking glass on it, shaded by a large patio umbrella.

Traditional walled garden with year round fire-pit and BBQ

& SO much more…

Two women in swimsuits relaxing in inflatable pool floats on a rooftop pool with a brick wall, a potted plant, and a sign that says 'The Hesdin Estate' in the background.

The drama of a pool and hot tub in one glorious creation.

The spirit of play reigns supreme at Pigertons. Arcade Games. Foosball. Air hockey. Pool. A rooftop ping-pong arena designed to expose who in your family is a terrible loser. Outside, you’ll find your bubbling hot-tub-pool — steam, jets, waterfall… and your very own outdoor cinema screen. Watch a film while you soak. Or — and I dare you — take your Monday morning Zoom call from there. (“Sorry, poor connection,” you’ll say, as bubbles gurgle in the background.)

Beyond the pool, the pigs wander freely, offering unsolicited commentary on your holiday choices. And by sundown, drink in hand, the walled garden glowing softly, you’ll think: “This is the life!” As our Original Host Arnulf de Hesdin once said-“If Vegas had charm and better company, it would look suspiciously like Pigertons.”

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Quick House Essentials

PIGERTONS OVERVIEW


- Located on the East Entrance.
- There’s a standard capacity of 12 in 6 ensuite rooms, but can sleep up to 16 additional beds purchased. 
- Minimum Stay - 3 nights.
- Monday or Friday check in days.
- Average cost for a midweek stay is £3000, weekend is £4500.
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Pigertons is ideal for getaways with young kids.
- Up to 2 dogs allowed ( additional charge)
- Recommended for anyone that requires an accessible friendly house.

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BEDROOMS

  • Bed linens

  • Chest of drawers 

  • Clothes hanging rail

  • Clothes hangers 

  • 1 hairdryer per room

  • Mirrors in all rooms

  • Bedroom 2 is fully accessible with wet room

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BATHROOM

  • Communal downstairs toilet 

  • 1 bath towel and 1 hand towel per guest 

  • 1 bathrobe per guest

  • Bath mats - 1 per bathroom

  • 1 hand towel per bathroom

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TOILETRIES

  • Shower gel

  • Hand soap

  • Toilet paper - 2 rolls per bathroom

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OTHER

  • Ice buckets - 3

  • Cafeiter - 2

  • Large teapot

  • Weighing scales

  • Water jugs - 2

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KITCHEN APPLIANCES

  • 2 dishwashers

  • 2 toasters

  • 2 electric kettles 

  • 2 ovens

  • 2 microwave ovens

  • Stand mixer

  • Hand mixer

  • American-style fridge freezer

  • Ice machine

  • Washer Dryer 

  • Blender 

  • Plate warming drawers

  • Additional drinks fridge

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JUST IN CASE

  • First aid kit

  • Iron & ironing board

  • Extra hangers

  • Highchairs & travel cots available on request

  • Laundry room with washing machine & tumble dryer

  • BBQ cleaning supplies

  • Torch 

  • Batteries 

  • Clothes horse

  • Electric heater

OUR FULL LIST OF

Features & Amenities

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KITCHEN

  • Dining table seating 16

  • Breakfast bar for 7

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HOUSEHOLD ESSENTIALS

  • Tea, coffee & sugar, ground coffee

  • Salt & pepper

  • Tin foil & cling film with dispenser 

  • Cutlery

  • Cooking utensils

  • Hand soap

  • 1 roll of bin bags

  • BBQ utensils

  • Matches

  • Kitchen roll - 2

  • Tea towels - 6

  • Dish cloths and sponges 

  • Oven gloves 

  • Fly squat 

  • Firestarters 

  • Food waste bin & bags

  • Recycling bins

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CROCKERY

  • Dinner plates - 16

  • Bowls - 16

  • Mugs - 16

  • Wine glasses - 16

  • Champagne glasses - 16

  • Pint glasses - 16

  • Shot glasses - 16

  • Tumblers - 16

  • Plastic wine glasses

  • Plastic champagne flutes

  • Plastic tumblers

  • Kids plastic plates

  • Kids plastic bowls

  • Kids plastic cups

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ENTERTAINMENT / SOCIAL SPACE

  • 4 Xbox 360 + games and 16 controllers for multiplayer gaming 

  • Pool table 

  • Foosball table

  • Games room with 7 TVs

  • Board games

  • Pacman arcade machine

  • Free WiFi throughout

  • Marshall speaker

  • Sofa

  • Swinging chair

  • Foot stools

  • Bean bags

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PARKING

  • Free onsite parking

  • EV charger available on site

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SAFETY & SECURITY

  • CCTV around premises

  • Keypad door entry

  • Stairgates

  • Front door ramp access

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CLEANING SUPPLIES

  • Rinse aid 

  • Dishwasher tablets & dishwasher salt

  • Surface spray

  • Washing machine tablets

  • Washing up liquid

  • Extra dishwasher salt & funnel

  • Extra rinseaid 

  • Bug spray

  • Room fragrance spray

  • Drain odour remover 

  • Drain sticks

  • Sink plunger

  • Drain unblocker 

  • Broom 

  • Dustpan and brush

  • Vacuum cleaner

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COOKWARE

  • Plastic measuring jugs

  • Cheese graters

  • Sieve 

  • 2 colanders

  • Chopping boards (various sizes)

  • Rolling pin

  • 10 baking trays/deep trays

  • 4 metal baking dishes

  • 4 glass cooking dishes

  • 3 glass bowls 

  • 7 large serving bowls

  • 3 frying pans

  • Griddle pan

  • Crock pot

  • Cupcake tray

  • 1 large cooking pots

  • 4 medium cooking pots

  • 2 saucepans

  • 4 mixing bowls 

  • Measuring cups

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OUTDOOR AREA

Wellness & Relaxation

  • Heated pool with jets & waterfall

Gardens & Outdoor Spaces

  • Traditional English walled garden

  • Astro turf

  • Roof terrace with sun loungers & deck chairs

  • Outdoor furniture with large seating area

  • Designated smoking area and bin

Outdoor Cooking & Dining

  • Ooni pizza oven & wood pellets provided

  • Pizza padel 

  • Year-round fire pit & coal BBQ (1 bag of coals, 1 bag of logs and 1 bag of kindling provided)

Outdoor Activities & Entertainment

  • Outdoor cinema

  • Table tennis 

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THINGS YOU MAY NEED TO REMEMBER

  • Shampoo & conditioner

  • Toothbrush & toothpaste 

  • Pool towels

  • Chargers

  • Oils, herbs

  • Extra ice

BOOK

Two men sitting on a blue couch playing video games with snacks on the table in front of them, including a bowl of colorful candies, a bowl of mini rolls, and two bottles of beer.

Pigertons is perfect for you

5 ways Pigertons forces you to have fun.

The 7-Screen TV Wall Why watch one TV when you can watch 4? No, 7. It’s sensory overload in the best possible way.

The Roof Terrace Sundowner A private deck overlooking the Estate (and the mini pigs). The only place on earth where "sipping rosé while watching farm animals" feels like the height of sophistication.

The Swim-Up Cinema A heated pool with bubble jets facing an outdoor screen. Watch Jaws from the safety of the water.

The 16-Player Xbox We have 16 controllers. Sixteen. That means the entire house can play at once. No taking turns.

The Open-Plan Bunker No "kitchen exile." The chef is in the middle of the party. Cook, dance, eat, and collapse on the sofa without ever leaving the same room.

Pigertons - A LUXURY HOLIDAY COTTAGE SLEEPS 12 WITH SWIMMING POOL

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